Hummingbird Fan Pillows

The hummingbird's hum.

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Nuts to you, too."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"This will sting a bit."

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"Think about the honey."

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

Geezer.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

A Bug's Life Advice

"Back away from the squirrel!"

"I know it was your turn to pick, but could we listen to something besides the podcast about squirrels again?"

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."