Hummingbird Fan Pillows

The hummingbird's hum.

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Nuts to you, too."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"This will sting a bit."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"Think about the honey."

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

Geezer.

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

Spider Exhibit. It says spiders can have hundreds of children at the same time. No wonder they climb the walls! (Published originally on July 23, 2002.)

"Back away from the squirrel!"

A Bug's Life Advice

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack In the Big House

"I know it was your turn to pick, but could we listen to something besides the podcast about squirrels again?"