Pumpkin Head Fan Pillows

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

The hummingbird's hum.

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

Toast kidnapper.

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

House for Sale.

'A Dust Cow'.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

'Mr. Pennrose isn't so bad...when he gives someone a pink slip, he always draws a smiley face on it.'

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

101 uses of a dead cat: toilet brush

Blind Cyclist

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

"I bagged a couple of ducks and a drone."

Accountant Peacock