Pumpkin Head Fan Gifts

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

The hummingbird's hum.

Toast kidnapper.

'Another artisanal B&B.'

Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?

'Mr. Pennrose isn't so bad...when he gives someone a pink slip, he always draws a smiley face on it.'

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

House for Sale.

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

'A Dust Cow'.

This is why I don't eat spiders on a first date.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

101 uses of a dead cat: toilet brush

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

Happy Halloween.

"I bagged a couple of ducks and a drone."

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

Accountant Peacock

Normally, we just write their name on the coffee cup.