Pumpkin Fan Gifts

'Wearing a pumpkin isn't bad, but the candle makes it hot.'

'At least he died with a smile on his face.'

Pumpkin blowing out birthday candles: 'Make a wish.'

"You'll have to excuse your father. He's a victim of a deepfake campaign."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pumpkin patch

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Ice shelfie.

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

'Hold it! Hold it!'

Midnight Basketball

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

"We need to talk."

Giant Headless Horseman