Pumpkin Fan Prints

'Wearing a pumpkin isn't bad, but the candle makes it hot.'

"You'll have to excuse your father. He's a victim of a deepfake campaign."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pumpkin patch

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Hold it! Hold it!'

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Midnight Basketball

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

Giant Headless Horseman

Pumpkin Time!

"We need to talk."

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.