Pumpkin Admirer Gifts

"I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

"I don't like the look of those pumpkins!"

"This is the 'Impossible Pumpkin'."

Pumpkin patch

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Teddy and friends.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Midnight Basketball

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

"Unplug and chill out."

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

"We need to talk."

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Penguin identity parade

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

Pumpkin Time!

Giant Headless Horseman