Pumpkin Admirer Gifts

"I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

"I don't like the look of those pumpkins!"

"This is the 'Impossible Pumpkin'."

Pumpkin patch

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Teddy and friends.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Midnight Basketball

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Giant Headless Horseman

Pumpkin Time!

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

Penguin identity parade

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics.

"Unplug and chill out."

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

"We need to talk."