Pumpkin Enthusiast Gifts

Organic Produce

"I better carve out time to do some paperwork."

"Do you mean good, or good for a pumpkin?"

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

'Wow, what a hothead!'

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

'At the time, Botox seemed like a good idea, but now I can't smile.'

"I just don't think we're cut out for seasonal work..."

'One day we're all spooking and cool...and just like that, we're out on the curb.'

Pumpkin Painting

'Lighten up!'

Pumpkin diet.

Midnight Basketball

'How about using this pumpkin for Halloween, it will make a great shrunken head.'

'It's to help me cut down on gourds and such. It's the pumpkin patch.'

"It's his favorite time of year."

Pumpkin Mice

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

"I was on my way home when there was this sudden puff of smoke!"

They're not all named 'Jack': 'Sara, meet Ned, Dawn, George and Axel.'

Phrenologists Looking for a Good Pumpkin

'Why can't we get the big one?'

"Don't worry, Wayne, I'm sure we'll find some other type of food to waste."

"We need to talk."

"I'll be glad when Halloween is over. I get so tired of all this non-stop smiling."

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

"He's not anti-social - just tight-lipped."

"No experience preferred...we will train!"

Halloween in the White House

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

Mr and Mr Halloween Pumpkin

Mrs and Mrs Lesbian Halloween Pumpkin

"I don't know which is worse...pumpkin guts or candy corn."

Pumpkin patch

Happy Halloween from the Gourds