Pumpkin Lover Gifts

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

"I wonder what kind of welcome we'll get on this planet!"

"I feel so empty inside."

"Do you have dental, Mr. O'Lantern?"

"What's Halloween..?"

Pumpkin Costume

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

Halloween

'Lighten up!'

I got nothin'

'Happy Halloween'

"The reconstructive surgery went smoothly but I still get terrible headaches!"

With Halloween right around the coroner, Bob was offered up as the sacrificial pumpkin.

At Halloween a little kid leaves the house wearing his father's construction clothes, tool belt and hard hat. In the window is a pumpkin with a hard hat on.

Halloween

This Halloween gig sure beats the soup of the day special...

'Johnny!! Oh, what have they done to you!?'

"Can't you get into the spirit of things?"

"Can I have some arm candy?"

Pumpkin patch

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Devi's brew?"

"That's very offensive."

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

Midnight Basketball

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

People of the Fall

"The Steak, too? I know it's autumn, but do you have to have EVERY thing pumpkin spice?"