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'Botox...' - pumpkin faces

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

"Let's start meditation class by emptying our minds and clearing our heads."

'This is the old Peterson place. Rumor has it the Mrs carved her husband up, made a pie from his innards, and then shoved a lit candle in his hollowed out carcass.'

"I wonder what kind of welcome we'll get on this planet!"

"I feel so empty inside."

"Do you have dental, Mr. O'Lantern?"

"What's Halloween..?"

Pumpkin Costume

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

"I miss your smile."

Halloween

"You look a little warm. You okay?"

Coach turns back into a pumpkin.

'What am I going as this year? Well I'm already orange, so I might just get a poofy wig and go as Snooki...'

'Lighten up!'

I got nothin'

'Happy Halloween'

"The reconstructive surgery went smoothly but I still get terrible headaches!"

With Halloween right around the coroner, Bob was offered up as the sacrificial pumpkin.

At Halloween a little kid leaves the house wearing his father's construction clothes, tool belt and hard hat. In the window is a pumpkin with a hard hat on.

Halloween

This Halloween gig sure beats the soup of the day special...

'Johnny!! Oh, what have they done to you!?'

'I feel like a hollow shell of my former self,'

"Can't you get into the spirit of things?"

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

"Can I have some arm candy?"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pumpkin patch

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Devi's brew?"