Pumpkin Lovers T-Shirts

"I miss October. Yeah they gut us, but at least they give us personalty with these faces. Now they only value us by using our insides for pie."

"So that's your resting face."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pumpkin patch

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Devi's brew?"

"That's very offensive."

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

Midnight Basketball

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

People of the Fall

"The Steak, too? I know it's autumn, but do you have to have EVERY thing pumpkin spice?"

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Pumpkin Time!

Giant Headless Horseman

Happy Halloween!

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

"We need to talk."

Old pumpkin spice

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

At Halloween a little kid leaves the house wearing his father's construction clothes, tool belt and hard hat. In the window is a pumpkin with a hard hat on.

Headless Horserider uses a computer

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

"We can't all be Great Pumpkins. Be satisfied that you're a good pumpkin."

"Your candle has gone out."

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."