Pumpkin Lovers Gifts

"I miss October. Yeah they gut us, but at least they give us personalty with these faces. Now they only value us by using our insides for pie."

"So that's your resting face."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pumpkin patch

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Devi's brew?"

"That's very offensive."

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Midnight Basketball

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

People of the Fall

"The Steak, too? I know it's autumn, but do you have to have EVERY thing pumpkin spice?"

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Giant Headless Horseman

Pumpkin Time!

"We need to talk."

Happy Halloween!

Old pumpkin spice

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"Your candle has gone out."

At Halloween a little kid leaves the house wearing his father's construction clothes, tool belt and hard hat. In the window is a pumpkin with a hard hat on.

Headless Horserider uses a computer

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

Organic Produce

"First of all, I'd like to thank all of the little pumpkins who made this night possible."