Pumpkin Appreciator Gifts

'I think that we have discovered the cause of your severe heartburn,'

"I give you about ten days, then your head will rot."

"Noah is a pumpkin, and we're all various brand ambassadors."

Headless Horserider uses a computer

Pumpkin Shortage

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pumpkin patch

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

Midnight Basketball

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

People of the Fall

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

Hot Chestnuts

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Pumpkin Time!

Giant Headless Horseman

Candy Corn Dracula

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

Happy Halloween!

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

"We need to talk."

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.