Pumpkin Appreciator T-Shirts

'I think that we have discovered the cause of your severe heartburn,'

"I give you about ten days, then your head will rot."

Headless Horserider uses a computer

Pumpkin Shortage

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pumpkin patch

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Midnight Basketball

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

People of the Fall

Hot Chestnuts

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Pumpkin Time!

Giant Headless Horseman

"We need to talk."

Happy Halloween!

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

Candy Corn Dracula

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

"Your candle has gone out."

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

At Halloween a little kid leaves the house wearing his father's construction clothes, tool belt and hard hat. In the window is a pumpkin with a hard hat on.