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Proctologist

Happy Birthday Headless Horseman.

Halloween Tree

'Experience not necessary - we'll train!'

Pumpkin patch

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Fall on a desert island

"Devi's brew?"

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

Midnight Basketball

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

"That's very offensive."

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"The Steak, too? I know it's autumn, but do you have to have EVERY thing pumpkin spice?"

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Giant Headless Horseman

"We need to talk."

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

Happy Halloween!

Pumpkin Time!

Old pumpkin spice

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

At Halloween a little kid leaves the house wearing his father's construction clothes, tool belt and hard hat. In the window is a pumpkin with a hard hat on.

"Your candle has gone out."

Headless Horserider uses a computer

"We can't all be Great Pumpkins. Be satisfied that you're a good pumpkin."

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."