Pumpkin Collector Gifts

"Your candle has gone out."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pumpkin patch

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

Midnight Basketball

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

"We need to talk."

Giant Headless Horseman

Happy Halloween!

Pumpkin Time!

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Headless Horserider uses a computer

"We can't all be Great Pumpkins. Be satisfied that you're a good pumpkin."

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

At Halloween a little kid leaves the house wearing his father's construction clothes, tool belt and hard hat. In the window is a pumpkin with a hard hat on.

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

Organic Produce

"First of all, I'd like to thank all of the little pumpkins who made this night possible."

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

Pangaea Pumpkin

"Can I have some arm candy?"

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."