Pumpkin Collector Gifts

"Your candle has gone out."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pumpkin patch

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Midnight Basketball

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Happy Halloween!

Giant Headless Horseman

"We need to talk."

Pumpkin Time!

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

At Halloween a little kid leaves the house wearing his father's construction clothes, tool belt and hard hat. In the window is a pumpkin with a hard hat on.

Headless Horserider uses a computer

Organic Produce

"First of all, I'd like to thank all of the little pumpkins who made this night possible."

"You had me at pumpkin."

"Can I have some arm candy?"

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

Pangaea Pumpkin

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.