Pumpkin Patch Lover Gifts

'She won't admit it, but I think she's had a facelift and a nose job.'

'He's not real, It's just something Charles Schulz made up'

Pumpkin patch

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

Midnight Basketball

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

People of the Fall

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

"We need to talk."

Giant Headless Horseman

Pumpkin Time!

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

Happy Halloween!

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

Headless Horserider uses a computer

"We can't all be Great Pumpkins. Be satisfied that you're a good pumpkin."

At Halloween a little kid leaves the house wearing his father's construction clothes, tool belt and hard hat. In the window is a pumpkin with a hard hat on.

"Your candle has gone out."

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

Organic Produce

"First of all, I'd like to thank all of the little pumpkins who made this night possible."