Pumpkin Patch Lover Gifts

'She won't admit it, but I think she's had a facelift and a nose job.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pumpkin patch

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

Midnight Basketball

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

People of the Fall

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Giant Headless Horseman

"We need to talk."

Happy Halloween!

Pumpkin Time!

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

At Halloween a little kid leaves the house wearing his father's construction clothes, tool belt and hard hat. In the window is a pumpkin with a hard hat on.

"Your candle has gone out."

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

Headless Horserider uses a computer

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

Organic Produce

"First of all, I'd like to thank all of the little pumpkins who made this night possible."

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."