Pumpkin Patch Explorer Gifts

'Check out Ned... dude needs glasses! He's chatting up a basketball!'

Deformed and damaged.

Phrenology Patch

Pumpkin Patch

Prize vegetables.

Pumpkin patch

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Harry?... Is that you?"

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

Midnight Basketball

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

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'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

"Make it look like an accident"

Pumpkin Time!

"We need to talk."

Halloween sculptor

D.C. Halloween

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

At Halloween a little kid leaves the house wearing his father's construction clothes, tool belt and hard hat. In the window is a pumpkin with a hard hat on.

"We can't all be Great Pumpkins. Be satisfied that you're a good pumpkin."

"Your candle has gone out."

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

Headless Horserider uses a computer