Pumpkin Patch Explorer T-Shirts

'Check out Ned... dude needs glasses! He's chatting up a basketball!'

Deformed and damaged.

Phrenology Patch

Prize vegetables.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pumpkin patch

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

Midnight Basketball

Classic Emojis for sale.

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

"We need to talk."

"Make it look like an accident"

Pumpkin Time!

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

D.C. Halloween

Halloween sculptor

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

At Halloween a little kid leaves the house wearing his father's construction clothes, tool belt and hard hat. In the window is a pumpkin with a hard hat on.

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

Headless Horserider uses a computer

"Your candle has gone out."

Organic Produce

"I had to get braces."

"It's a very simple procedure. We slice off the top of your head and scoop out your innards with a spoon."

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."