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"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

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'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Hold it...I've go a reprieve from the Governor!'

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

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'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

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"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

"I smell cranberries."

"I'll repeat the question! Does this axe belong to you?"

"I had to get braces."

"It's a very simple procedure. We slice off the top of your head and scoop out your innards with a spoon."

"When's the last time you flossed?"

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"How did getting carved make you feel?"

"That reminds me, your Dentist called."

'I went under the knife. Do you like?'

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