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Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

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'Hold it...I've go a reprieve from the Governor!'

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

D.C. Halloween

Halloween sculptor

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

"I smell cranberries."

"I'll repeat the question! Does this axe belong to you?"

"I had to get braces."

"It's a very simple procedure. We slice off the top of your head and scoop out your innards with a spoon."

"When's the last time you flossed?"

Halloween dentist.

"How did getting carved make you feel?"

Turkeys and Thanksgiving - Last Words.

"That reminds me, your Dentist called."

F&E Dentistry. Happy Halloween. That pumpkin doesn't have any teeth! He never brushed --- It's a plaque-o-lantern.

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