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'I went under the knife. Do you like?'

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"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

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Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

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"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"It was a botched surgery."

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

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"We need to talk."

D.C. Halloween

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

Halloween sculptor

"Make it look like an accident"

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

"Your candle has gone out."

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

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"I had to get braces."

"It's a very simple procedure. We slice off the top of your head and scoop out your innards with a spoon."