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Crack-o'Lantern

Woman comes home to see pumpkin on her porch being carved from the inside.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

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Halloween may be a little different this year.

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"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Harry?... Is that you?"

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

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How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

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This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

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Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

"It was a botched surgery."

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

"Make it look like an accident"

D.C. Halloween

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'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

"We need to talk."

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."