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"It's more of a procedure than a surgery."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

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"It was a botched surgery."

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

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"Make it look like an accident"

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

"Your candle has gone out."

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

"I had to get braces."

"It's a very simple procedure. We slice off the top of your head and scoop out your innards with a spoon."

"When's the last time you flossed?"

Halloween dentist.

"How did getting carved make you feel?"

Pangaea Pumpkin

"That reminds me, your Dentist called."

Happy Halloween America!

'I went under the knife. Do you like?'