Pumpkin Sculptor Mugs

"It's more of a procedure than a surgery."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Harry?... Is that you?"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

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How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

"It was a botched surgery."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Halloween sculptor

D.C. Halloween

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

"Make it look like an accident"

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

"Your candle has gone out."

"I had to get braces."

"It's a very simple procedure. We slice off the top of your head and scoop out your innards with a spoon."

Happy Halloween America!

'I went under the knife. Do you like?'

"That reminds me, your Dentist called."

"When's the last time you flossed?"

Halloween dentist.

"How did getting carved make you feel?"

Pangaea Pumpkin

F&E Dentistry. Happy Halloween. That pumpkin doesn't have any teeth! He never brushed --- It's a plaque-o-lantern.