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Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pumpkin patch

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Harry?... Is that you?"

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

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How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

Midnight Basketball

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

"It was a botched surgery."

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

"Make it look like an accident"

D.C. Halloween

Halloween sculptor

Pumpkin Time!

"We need to talk."

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"She's had a lot of work done."

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

Headless Horserider uses a computer

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."