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Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

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"It was a botched surgery."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Halloween sculptor

D.C. Halloween

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

"Make it look like an accident"

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

"Your candle has gone out."

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

"I had to get braces."

"It's a very simple procedure. We slice off the top of your head and scoop out your innards with a spoon."

"When's the last time you flossed?"

"How did getting carved make you feel?"

Halloween dentist.

Pangaea Pumpkin

'I went under the knife. Do you like?'

Happy Halloween America!

"That reminds me, your Dentist called."

"Is that permanent?"

Who'd have thought a mere candle up the rear would yield such a spectacular effect!