Pumpkin Carving Artist Pillows

Crack-o'Lantern

Woman comes home to see pumpkin on her porch being carved from the inside.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pumpkin patch

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

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Midnight Basketball

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

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'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"It was a botched surgery."

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

"Make it look like an accident"

"We need to talk."

D.C. Halloween

Halloween sculptor

Pumpkin Time!

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

Headless Horserider uses a computer

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."