Pumpkin Carving Perfectionist Pillows

Happy Halloween America!

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pumpkin patch

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

Midnight Basketball

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'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

"It was a botched surgery."

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

Giant Headless Horseman

Pumpkin Time!

"Make it look like an accident"

Halloween sculptor

D.C. Halloween

"We need to talk."

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"