Pumpkin Carver Pillows

'Maybe dad shouldn't have been carving the pumpkin while his team was losing on TV.'

Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop

"I had to get braces."

"It's a very simple procedure. We slice off the top of your head and scoop out your innards with a spoon."

'You have quite a build up of wax in there. You need to floss more'

Who'd have thought a mere candle up the rear would yield such a spectacular effect!

The Headless Horseman's Traumatic Childhood

The Pumpkin's version of a hollowed-out Human Jack-o-lantern

"How did getting carved make you feel?"

Halloween dentist.

D.C. Halloween

"When's the last time you flossed?"

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"You wouldn't know where my head is would you?"

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

'I have this empty feeling inside me.'

'...You're being replaced by a computer, Simpkins...'

'Nice jack o'lantern, son. Now make sure to blow out the candle so we don't burn down the cat.'

Halloween sculptor

The end is nigh

"Which best describes your pain?"

Cat among the pumpkins.

"That reminds me, your Dentist called."

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

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'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"It was a botched surgery."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

"Make it look like an accident"

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"