Pumpkin Carver Gifts

Dentist: Pumpkin before and after.

'Maybe dad shouldn't have been carving the pumpkin while his team was losing on TV.'

Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop

"I had to get braces."

"It's a very simple procedure. We slice off the top of your head and scoop out your innards with a spoon."

'You have quite a build up of wax in there. You need to floss more'

Who'd have thought a mere candle up the rear would yield such a spectacular effect!

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

The Headless Horseman's Traumatic Childhood

The Pumpkin's version of a hollowed-out Human Jack-o-lantern

"You look a little warm. You Okay?"

"How did getting carved make you feel?"

Halloween dentist.

D.C. Halloween

"When's the last time you flossed?"

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"You wouldn't know where my head is would you?"

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

'I have this empty feeling inside me.'

'...You're being replaced by a computer, Simpkins...'

No caption. (Squirrel runs in terror after jack-o-lantern has bitten off its tail.)

'Nice jack o'lantern, son. Now make sure to blow out the candle so we don't burn down the cat.'

Halloween sculptor

The end is nigh

"Which best describes your pain?"

F&E Dentistry. Happy Halloween. That pumpkin doesn't have any teeth! He never brushed --- It's a plaque-o-lantern.

Cat among the pumpkins.

Aw, man, I told you not to tickle me - now I have seeds coming out of my nose.

"That reminds me, your Dentist called."

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Harry?... Is that you?"