Pumpkin Carving Hobbyist Gifts

Internet Jack O'Lantern.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pumpkin patch

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

Midnight Basketball

Classic Emojis for sale.

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"It was a botched surgery."

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

"Make it look like an accident"

"We need to talk."

D.C. Halloween

Halloween sculptor

Pumpkin Time!

Giant Headless Horseman

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

Headless Horserider uses a computer