Pumpkin Carving Enthusiast Gifts

Mask-o-lanterns

Somebody had a face-lift.

Pangaea Pumpkin

"In hindsight yeah, I wish I would have never gone under the knife."

Pumpkin patch

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Harry?... Is that you?"

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Midnight Basketball

Classic Emojis for sale.

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"It was a botched surgery."

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

"Make it look like an accident"

Pumpkin Time!

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

D.C. Halloween

Giant Headless Horseman

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

Halloween sculptor

"We need to talk."

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"