Pumpkin Carving Fanatic Gifts

'...then they saw off the top of your head and scoooop out your insides until you are just an empty shell, there are pips and bits of flesh everywhere! but they haven't finished with you yet...'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pumpkin patch

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Harry?... Is that you?"

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

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Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

Midnight Basketball

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

"It was a botched surgery."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Pumpkin Time!

"We need to talk."

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

Halloween sculptor

Giant Headless Horseman

D.C. Halloween

"Make it look like an accident"

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Headless Horserider uses a computer