Pumpkin Carver Extraordinaire Gifts

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pumpkin patch

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

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Midnight Basketball

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

"It was a botched surgery."

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Halloween sculptor

"We need to talk."

D.C. Halloween

Pumpkin Time!

"Make it look like an accident"

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

Headless Horserider uses a computer

At Halloween a little kid leaves the house wearing his father's construction clothes, tool belt and hard hat. In the window is a pumpkin with a hard hat on.