Pumpkin Carver Extraordinaire Gifts

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pumpkin patch

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

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'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

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'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

"It was a botched surgery."

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

"Make it look like an accident"

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D.C. Halloween

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'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

"We need to talk."

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."