Pumpkin Perfectionist Gifts

'Mom! Evan keeps calling the pumpkin pulp, 'brains.''

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pumpkin patch

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Midnight Basketball

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

"Make it look like an accident"

"We need to talk."

Giant Headless Horseman

Pumpkin Time!

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

At Halloween a little kid leaves the house wearing his father's construction clothes, tool belt and hard hat. In the window is a pumpkin with a hard hat on.

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

Headless Horserider uses a computer

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

"Your candle has gone out."

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