Pumpkin Master Gifts

Prize vegetables.

Pumpkin patch

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Midnight Basketball

Classic Emojis for sale.

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"It was a botched surgery."

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

Pumpkin Time!

Halloween sculptor

D.C. Halloween

"We need to talk."

"Make it look like an accident"

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

At Halloween a little kid leaves the house wearing his father's construction clothes, tool belt and hard hat. In the window is a pumpkin with a hard hat on.