Pumpkin Punster Gifts

"Actually, it's just Jack Lantern, there's no Irish in my family."

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

Few people know the tale of Lindarella, the sister who didn't get home by midnight.

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Dogs life

Dog Walker

Pet Cemetery.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"It was a botched surgery."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Chicken Funeral Planning.

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

"Hallelujah!"

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

Licker Store

Fleas Navidad.

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"Cooky was askin' about you again."

Larry's Literary Market.

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

'Nice try, Billy, but dogma is not a puppy's mother!'

Apple talks to banana, as pear looks on, saying: 'Look, it's hard to explain ??" you're just a funny guy, OK?'

Lemming meringue pie.

'And stop making that stupid clucking sound'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

'Shakin' bacon.'