Pumpkin Prankster Gifts

Prison guard finds a pumpkin head pretending to be a man.

"It was a botched surgery."

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Night of the Latkes

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

That one has all the batteries!

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Scary stuff

Turkey Autopsy

Christmas Presents.

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

Santa Claws...

Hallowe'en wake up call

Cat has unraveled Santa's suit

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

The Devil's advocaat.

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

Snowball Fight With Santa

"Huge, big thank you, Santa, for recording the office holiday greeting."