Pancake Prankster Gifts

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

'AAAGH!!! I'm just messing with you Mr. Jenkins, that didn't hurt at all.'

'Bobby, help me mush this down so we can convince your mother it's a pancake tomorrow morning.'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"It was a botched surgery."

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

Doughnut Criminals

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

"I've made my new spaghetti dish."

'Nice Touch!'

"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

"Are you still waiting for the pancake to come down?"

Another Rookie Mistake

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'