Pancake Juggler Gifts

'What happened to you?'

The Fourth Little Pig

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Football

Balancing two espresso martinis

To do before Saturday...

Is that pancake ready yet?

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

A woman watches football on her computer.

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

Cinemuck

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Happy St Pancakes Day

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

"Balanced Diet"

Time for pancakes!

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

"She's late for her stress management course."

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

A balanced diet is a Cherry Cheesecake in each hand.

Working from Home: In/Still In

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

Fortunately for the pigs, the wolf had stopped at the house of pancakes before he got to their house of straw.

"Did you pack the Vermont maple syrup?"

'Net to catch pancake.'

I use the word "batter" when talking about either of my two favorite things, pancakes and baseball!

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'