Banana Peel Juggler Gifts

"After 40, the body has a mind of its own."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

Football

Shake it all about sign on desk

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

In, out, shake it all about.

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Acclaimed mother.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

A woman watches football on her computer.

In/Out Tray.

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

Whack, Out of Whack.

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

'I put Wilson on your project and last I heard he was all over it!'

"She's late for her stress management course."

"Well it looks like we're all here."

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

Working from Home: In/Still In

Ordnance: 'explode...implode'.

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

'Gesundheite!'

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

In/Out box.