Banana Peel Collector Gifts

Slapstick

"Just be yourself."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Banana Split...

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"No. You turn over."

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Banana Yoga

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

Employee of the month...

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"Yes, it is hot in here."

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'I'm afraid I have bad news, Mr. Buxbaum...but first have a banana.'

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.