Banana Skin Collector Gifts

The Origins of Slapstick. . .

"Just be yourself."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Banana Split...

Peel poker.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

"No. You turn over."

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

Banana Yoga

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

A gap between the solar panels

'Nana!'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

Employee of the month...

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

"It says here you've been experiencing peels of thunder�"

"Yes, it is hot in here."

'I'm afraid I have bad news, Mr. Buxbaum...but first have a banana.'

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.