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Coconut Collector Gifts
If you know a coconut collector with a zest for the tropical life, our curated selection of witty and charming items will perfectly match their passion. From playful mugs to vibrant prints, find a gift that captures their love for coconuts and sunny days, adding a touch of humor and personality to their collection.
"If you love me you'd eat all the coconut ones I don't like."
'Gloody hell, a cod!'
Umbrella as a defence against falling coconuts.
A castaway is watching a ship sink and some of the cargo is drifting towards him.The cargo is barrels of coconuts-which he has plenty of as is...
A man on deserted island watches barrels of coconuts drift towards his already coconut laden dwelling place.
"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."
Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast
"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."
"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"
"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"
"Number 2. Step forward please."
"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."
'Have a nice day, Dear.'
The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.
The Frankenstein snowman.
'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'
'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'
"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"
"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."
Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.
'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'
After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.
"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."
'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'
"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."
Cafe offers corn several ways.
'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'
Corn Lizard
The vegan hunter
"Sorry I've called last orders"
'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'
"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"
Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.
'The position sounds interesting, but my last job paid more coconuts.'
Coconut Collector Gifts Collection
Coconut Collector Mugs
Explore our coconut-themed mugs for more humorous and tropical-inspired designs perfect for coconut collectors.
Coconut Collector Pillows
Browse our selection of coconut-themed pillows to add a humorous and tropical touch to any lounge or bedroom.
Coconut Collector Prints
Visit our vibrant print collection to find artwork that celebrates coconut collecting with a fun and tropical flair.
Coconut Collector T-Shirts
Check out our fun collection of coconut-themed t-shirts—ideal for tropical lovers and collectors who enjoy wearing their passion.