Coconut Collector Pillows

Your library book is overdue.

"If you love me you'd eat all the coconut ones I don't like."

'Gloody hell, a cod!'

Umbrella as a defence against falling coconuts.

A castaway is watching a ship sink and some of the cargo is drifting towards him.The cargo is barrels of coconuts-which he has plenty of as is...

A man on deserted island watches barrels of coconuts drift towards his already coconut laden dwelling place.

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

The Frankenstein snowman.

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Cafe offers corn several ways.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Corn Lizard

The vegan hunter

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

'The position sounds interesting, but my last job paid more coconuts.'