Tropical Plant Collector Pillows

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

Wildlife

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Plant Lady

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

The Frankenstein snowman.

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

House plants

What your house plant says about you...

The Houseplant Cemetery.