Rare Plant Collector Pillows

The Rare Moss Police Make Another Bust.

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"You're on a what?!"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

House plants

The Houseplant Cemetery.

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Everything's coming up roses!

The Ugly Plant

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

The very rare and elusive, Rocky Mountain Big Horned Cow.

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

"I think we're ready for a tree."

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

Flytrap nerd.

That's him! The one with the mustache? Yes. I'll get him for what he did to you! How dare you sell my mother an addictive substance? Orchid show. Cymbidiums are not a prohibited drug. They should be. Mmm

Annuals - Perennials - Eternals

'Say it with flowers' van driver sticks a cactus up to an aggressive driver.

'Too bad loosing your ball, but I've found a rare Trifolium Occidentale.'

'That's typical of Nigel - endangered specimens come first!'

"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"

'This corner of the garden's a bit of a subtropical micro-climate actually...'

"I told them I wanted a power environment. They answered with just one word."

'Pass me the salt, parsley, marjoram, dill, coriander, fennel, basil, nutmeg, rosemary, thyme, oregano, and pepper please.'

'Stopped a shoplifter today. Caught him red-handed.'

'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'

'Are you sure this blooms every hundred years? Well if it doesn't, bring it back.'

Slam!

"It's not intended to be an exotic plant garden...it's where we used to have the bird feeder."