Carrot Collector Pillows

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

Grocery store ruins a cart drivers attempt to motivate his horse.

'I got the munchies.'

Carrot of Motivation

'It's not fair, how come you've got two carrots and four cherries?'

'You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare.'

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

"Everything smells like carrots."

The Frankenstein snowman.

'Well, doctor, I want a smaller carrot!'

A snowman has a protective cage around the carrot on its nose.

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

The vegan hunter

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Snowman

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Rude Snowpeople

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

Employee of the month...

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

Dangling Carrots

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."