Coconut Catcher Gifts

Catching Coconuts.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"If you love me you'd eat all the coconut ones I don't like."

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

'The position sounds interesting, but my last job paid more coconuts.'

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'Hey it's a recipe for coconut cakes!'

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Desert Island with CCTV.

"Hey, Federson. Did you hear that someone around here has been stealing everybody's ideas?"

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

'Tighten the drag, Billy! Don't lose him! He's a keeper!'

No, he wants the other one … No, not that one … No, to your right … No, above that one …

Alien that resembles a coconut is marooned on desert isle. Human on the same island cracks open coconuts. '. . acts of unspeakable barbarism by indigenous life form continue unabated . . .'

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

'My wife is on a diet of bananas and coconuts, she hasn't lost any weight but you can sure climb trees!'

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

Coconut shy...

Your library book is overdue.

'A cocoon? Boy, he is having a mid-life crisis!'

Danger Coconuts

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"It's too bad you're allergic to nuts."