Coconut Fascination Gifts

At the coconut shy - "See.. I told you it was a stupid haircut."

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

World of Cow.

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'The position sounds interesting, but my last job paid more coconuts.'

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"If you love me you'd eat all the coconut ones I don't like."

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'Hey it's a recipe for coconut cakes!'

"Sorry I've called last orders"

Desert Island with CCTV.

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

Alien that resembles a coconut is marooned on desert isle. Human on the same island cracks open coconuts. '. . acts of unspeakable barbarism by indigenous life form continue unabated . . .'

"Randy, if you were stranded on an island, what's the one book you'd want to have along with you?" "Easy: Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. It's got the perfect heft to knock coconuts out of trees." "Well, I'd like to have How to Get Off an Island, by Archie Macguyver." "That title's actually a metaphor for overcoming shyness." "We really should have our own book review show."

Coconut shy...

'My wife is on a diet of bananas and coconuts, she hasn't lost any weight but you can sure climb trees!'

Your library book is overdue.

"Please escort Miss Delgado to the private waiting room. She's curing my patients again."

Danger Coconuts

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.

"'Resume In A Bottle'-- Very creative, but we're looking for somebody with a bit more experience."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"It's too bad you're allergic to nuts."

Man stranded on island selling coconuts. Advertises same location 14 years.