Coconut Aficionado Gifts

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"You finished with your peanuts?"

World of Cow.

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'My final offer.'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

Elephant walking out of urologist office carrying 2 peanuts in jar.

"She's genetically modified, you know."

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'

"Sorry I've called last orders"

Orange House of Horrors

Le Chocolat!

'Hey it's a recipe for coconut cakes!'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

'The position sounds interesting, but my last job paid more coconuts.'

Desert Island with CCTV.

'It's unanimous, we'll have the donuts with sprinkles.'

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

Coconut shy...

No, he wants the other one … No, not that one … No, to your right … No, above that one …